Size does matter…. especially when it comes to chocolate!
Not your average chocolate shop, our handcrafted Belgian chocolate novelties are big, bold and utterly unique.
Being 9 inches tall, our masterpiece is a gift that nobody would expect but everyone remembers — realistic, cheeky and absolutely delicious. Go on, you know you want to….
Something Worth Getting Excited About
Not for the faint hearted — but absolutely for anyone with a great sense of humour. Browse our collection and treat yourself or someone special.
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Individually Crafted for Every Occasion
At Menzmade, we believe the best gifts are the ones people never forget. Every piece is individually handcrafted — bold, realistic and made with genuine love and care.
Whether it’s a hen do, a birthday or just because — we’re here to make someone’s day a little more memorable, a little more cheeky and a lot more delicious.
Playful Chocolates for Grown-Ups
Discover our cheeky adult chocolates, perfect for couples, parties, and unique gifts, all wrapped in bold, witty fun.
Frighteningly Realistic
Crafted to be true to form — our chocolates are so lifelike, you’ll do a double take before taking a bite.
Lovingly Handmade
Every single piece is individually handcrafted in the UK using premium Belgian chocolate. No two are exactly alike — just like the real thing.
Seriously Good Fun
The perfect gift for anyone with a great sense of humour. Guaranteed to get a reaction — whether it’s a gasp, a giggle or both.
“Really excellent. Bought for a colleague’s leaving present and went down superbly, everyone was in stitches and appeared to be excellent quality.”
Bryonie.
Verified Etsy Customer
