Handmade Penis-Shaped Chocolate Gifts for Adults
Our realistic, full-size penis-shaped chocolates are handcrafted in the UK using premium Belgian chocolate, for grown-up gifts with a sense of humour.
Our Story
“A good business is not about what you sell but why.“
Menzmade started with an idea: full-size, realistic penis candles — and a lot of trial and error to get there. Somewhere in that process, with the candle mould already in hand, a new thought landed — what if this was chocolate?
We looked at what else was out there. There is a selection of novelty options, but nothing that held true to form. So we set out to make it properly. The shape is cast from the real thing, which meant accurate detailing and no symmetry to lean on — releasing a whole item cleanly from the mould took a lot of frustration and more versions than we’d like to admit. On top of that, we had to learn how to temper chocolate and work out how to make every piece as seamless as possible. It was a genuine challenge, but the end result was always clear in our minds, and we kept going until reality matched the vision.
Once we’d mastered each part of the process and tested it more times than we can count, it became obvious this was only the beginning and the amount of variations is endless…
What You Get
23 cm tall, handcrafted in either milk,dark or white Belgian chocolate — no surprises, no exaggeration
At Menzmade, we believe the best gifts are the ones people never forget. Every piece is individually handcrafted — bold, realistic and made with genuine love and care.
Whether it’s a hen do, a birthday or just because — we’re here to make someone’s day a little more memorable, a little more cheeky and a lot more delicious.
Something Worth Getting Excited About
Not for the faint hearted — but absolutely for anyone with a great sense of humour. Browse our collection and treat yourself or someone special.
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Price range: £13.99 through £15.99 -
Price range: £13.99 through £15.99 -
Price range: £13.99 through £14.99
Made for Hen Dos, Birthdays & Grown-Up Gifting
Not your average chocolate shop, our handcrafted Belgian chocolate novelties are big, bold and utterly unique.
Being 23cm tall, our masterpiece is a gift that nobody would expect but one everyone remembers — realistic, cheeky and absolutely delicious. Go on, you know you want to….
Why Menzmade?
Discover our cheeky adult chocolates, perfect for couples, parties, and unique gifts, all wrapped in bold, witty fun.
Frighteningly Realistic
Crafted to be true to form — our chocolates are so lifelike, you’ll do a double take before taking a bite.
Lovingly Handmade
Every single piece is individually handcrafted in the UK using premium Belgian chocolate. No two are exactly alike — just like the real thing.
Seriously Good Fun
The perfect gift for anyone with a great sense of humour. Guaranteed to get a reaction — whether it’s a gasp, a giggle or both.
“Really excellent. Bought for a colleague’s leaving present and went down superbly, everyone was in stitches and appeared to be excellent quality.”
Bryonie
Verified Etsy Customer
“An excellent novelty present, which according to the recipient was very much enjoyed! It also became quite the talking point in the office!”
Jon
Verified Etsy Customer
“The seller has amazing customer service. The products are amazing and greatly priced.”
Zack
Verified Etsy Customer
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